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EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR has 1,000 PAGES of political, Microsoft, men/women, religion, children's and other jokes.
Jokes you can be proud to tell your friends when they feel down. Yes, laughter is great medicine. And we give you lots of pharmaceutical quality jokes to help cure any situation or illness.
We've added animations to make the jokes funnier, even audio files for more entertainment. You'll find our jokes and our layout as something you'll be proud to give your friends as a gift. Although EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR is generally meant for an adult audience, it will not be considered offensive to be read by teenagers, even children. You'll hardly find anything vulgar, gross, disgusting, racist, sexist or demeaning to anyone, except blondes. And those are hysterical!
Online joke lists are put together by people you don't know, with lots of advertising, and spyware pop-up ads and annoying banners. They also, often, place photos for an online porn site on the same computer. Your email address may be sent to thousands of porn sites. Is that what you want your email address to be exposed to? How about you family if they get on to your computer.
Every joke and witty story in EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR has been received by James Siew, 10 year online joke collecting expert, and now publisher. He's filtered out the offensive and un-funny stuff and given you jokes and amusing anecdotes to make you smile, laugh, and entertain others.
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With EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR, you can read a few jokes every day, or spend several hours reading from start to finish. You can carry them around in your laptop. You can read a new joke a day (twice on Sunday and holidays)
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heck with saving the tree.Disclaimer: Note EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR isn't responsible for any medical or legal costs, nor any other costs, whatsoever, that may result from actually laughing your head off. Also, please be aware that laughing your head off solely for the purpose of disguising your identity is considered a terrorist act, which is in violation of the US Patriot Act and will subject you to investigation by the Department of Homeland Security, sequestering you in Guantanamo Bay by the CIA as a terrorist, and feeding you old rice and cockroaches. If you feel that you might laugh your head off, please contact james@emailwitandhumor.com to send you a small bottle of surgical superglue to glue the darn thing back on and protect your freedom."If you don't laugh when you read
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SCIENCE NEWS January 18, 2006
Laughter Proves Good Medicine for Heart
Lacking a sense of humor might not just be bad for your social life, it might also be harming your cardiovascular health. A new study shows that laughter actually increases blood flow in the body, proving right the old adage that laughter is the best medicine, at least when it comes to the heart. Cardiologist Michael Miller and colleagues at the University of Maryland tested blood flow in 20 healthy men and women after they watched 15-to-30-minute clips of the comedy movies Kingpin and There’s Something About Mary and a stressful film, the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan. The researchers measured blood flow both before each viewing and one minute after it ended.
"We wanted to see whether laughter induced
a vascular response,"
—Miller explains.
Prior research inspired the team to conduct the experiment. A series of questionnaires administered to sufferers of coronary heart disease by the cardiologists revealed that patients who had suffered a heart attack failed to find the humor in a situation, such as wearing the same outfit to a party, 40 percent more often than their healthy counterparts. "We didn’t know whether that was cause and effect or just part and parcel of having the disease," Miller says.
They decided to investigate the possible healthy effects of laughter by measuring vascular dilation after people chuckled at funny bits or reacted to intense images. In total, the researchers gathered 160 measurements of blood flow in the brachial artery, which connects the shoulder and elbow, from the 10 men and 10 women.
While laughing, 19 of the subjects increased healthy blood flow by an average of 22 percent. And comparing the amused and stressful states brought on by film clips, more than 50 percent more blood flowed when laughing, according to the paper published in the current issue of Heart. In fact, being light-hearted boosted blood flow about the same amount as light exercise or drugs that lower cholesterol. Drama-induced stress, on the other hand, cut that rate by as much as angry memories or mental calculations.
"What that suggests, at the very least, is that laughter on a regular basis will undo some of the excess stress we face in our everyday lives," Miller notes.
"Patients at risk for cardiovascular disease
should loosen up a bit."
—David Biello
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